Ah, the Modern Child...

What the hell happened to hello kitty, care bears and spankings? Used to be, I'd get beaten for THINKING this shit. Now, we think it's cute to slap it on our kids' chests. And we wonder why they dress like whores when they turn twelve? Beh! Bah!

I liked it better when kids cringed in fear. FEAR!

"Mom, can I pierce my ears?"

"WHAT?! YOU LITTLE TRAMP! GET OUT, WHORE! HUSSY! WE DISOWN YOU!"

Ah, the 'good old days'.