I Like Bondage as Much as the Next Guy, But...

I came across this image by way of Google, by accident, looking for locking mechanisms and hasps. It is from a sort of on-line 'bondage' bazaar, and it raised a signifigant question... What the hell was this site thinking when they chose their models? Do they expect any sales from this type of model selection?



I mean, all I could think was... 'Would my mom like a studded collar and dildo combo for her birthday, or should i go with the spice rack instead?'

Maybe it's me. Perhaps maybe there is a huge fetish base for old hags wearing coke-bottle specs and skin like a worn wallet. ...In prison.

...But I doubt it. I especially like the inspired 'police line-up' mood lighting. Nothing makes me want to 'get it on' more with a pock-marked crone like the harsh, pasty glare of a striplight on her mottled, blistered, ample girth.

Yeesh. I'm gonna go try to gouge out my optical nerve and visual memory with a plastic fork now.