Wedded Blissful Ignorance.
On a more personal note, it turns out my ex girlfriend, who is now with my ex-friend, are getting married. May I be the first to wish them both to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? I believe I will. I wish you both paunch and hairlessness, and that your horrid children are born two-headed and with cloven hoof.
She's 27, dresses like a Bangkok slut and is a terrible, incompetant receptionist with a neurotic demeanor that just screams 'eternal victim'. He's 47, and a drug-addicted, unemployable, alcoholic douchebag with the personal grooming habits of a drunken flophouse Hobbit and the mental acuity of a tea towel.
The reception will be held at the communicable diseases walk-in clinic. Dress accordingly, as this is a White Trash Event.
She's 27, dresses like a Bangkok slut and is a terrible, incompetant receptionist with a neurotic demeanor that just screams 'eternal victim'. He's 47, and a drug-addicted, unemployable, alcoholic douchebag with the personal grooming habits of a drunken flophouse Hobbit and the mental acuity of a tea towel.
The reception will be held at the communicable diseases walk-in clinic. Dress accordingly, as this is a White Trash Event.
posted by Blog Monkey at 11:30 p.m.
7 Comments:
Me-OWCH!
you know her. she's the seat-pisser.
Oooo, slap. At least they'll be out of circulation.
She got a sister?
actually, yes... or it might be a chinchilla. not sure.
This is the funniest thing I read all week! Cheers!
sounds like such a nice couple.
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