"Oh Long Johnson", and other Brilliant Observances by Felines

Once, My ex-wife had taught her cat to say 'Mama' for a mouthful of fishy, kippered snacks and I was stunned (mostly stunned that she took the time to teach the frigging thing, to be honest). Little did I realize that this was no fluke. Cats are developing the tools for speech. Take a look. Cat lovers rejoice, cat haters, you may retch and heave.

Now, if they could all learn to stop pissing everywhere, if they're so damned smart.

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