Fun for Tots! Join up! Send Money!

Hey kids, join the newest club! Don't be left out, you're unpopular enough as it is! They call you names behind your back! They do! I heard them! I do it myself! Honest!

Don't be a 'homo'! Just snip the coupon below and send it to me with your parents' checkbook or wallet and I'll do the rest. I may even have an old tube sock lying around so that you can make your own damned sock puppet, then they won't laugh, will they?!

CLICK ON 'COUPON' TO 'ENLARGE'

Yes, they'll pay. They'll all pay. But, don't forget to pay me first, or they'll continue to call you 'faggot' and 'douchebag' and 'pissy-pants' behind your back. I know, I hear them!

Clip! Send! Make the voices cease!