Guten Tag (Good tag?)
A Consequence of Monkeys, a name and fellow close to my sweaty dew-flaps, has posted his tag.
I personally think it, and he, are (is?) humorous, and he deserved a read. I also deserve kickbacks for pushing his sorry ass on the blog community. Nothing if not helpful!
And, speaking of sweeties in the blog community, thanks to 'Special K' at Rhodian Attic for the monkey pic you see featured here. I want one for Kwanzaa!
...And, no thanks to Sink Chicken for nothin'. Hasn't posted in a bit. Sad, really. He even started a 'Star Wars' blog, which he doesn't update.
Here's something fun. A 'Dear John' I recently recieved, from a girlfriend who I was waiting to return from Vienna.:
"Dear So-and-so,
How are ya?
I have a news for you.
Now i'm in frankfurt Germany.
I have a boy friend.I will live in frankfurt with My boy friend.
I am sorry about that.I never come back to (town name deleted).
I don't want that you call me.anyway (her professor) doesn't know my nummer too. (can't spell)
I told him that i can't go to (town name deleted).
Sorry again.
I thought in vienna about you, (deleted)
We can"t match eachother.
I don't know What i left behind you. (my guess: I don't know what I left at your home)
Through (throw) away every thing.
ciao."
I have all the fun. Good riddance. I love when people vanish, you worry, and they only resurface to tell you they are in the midst of a new relationship.
posted by Blog Monkey at 11:05 a.m.
18 Comments:
Well...at least you didn't catch the early flight home from San Diego to and have two naked people jump out of the closet like a god damn magic show and try to double team your girlfriend...that would be bad...really bad...but yes, that story is also bad too...
Aw, thanks, honey....
And her loss is your gain.
i have a new monkey...
wanna pet it?
bingo. hey, humdinger of a story, hamburger. is it true?
if i wasn't such a cad, i'd be heavily upset.
no need of any monkey stroking, yet... but the day is young.
Aww, Monkey, so sad...that is for her because she can't spell or write in complete sentences. I am hoping, for your sake, she was at least extremely hot and great in the sack.
No, that's just a quote from 'Old School'...and for the record, I'm a douche for using that quote...
You missed nothing with this one unless she was super fine in bed, because she can't write worth a damn.
Monkey, honey,
You know I love you dearly, and so I hope you will not take this badly... Where the hell do you find these weird dating partners?
Hugs and smiles,
~Ange
for the record, she was a near virgin. so, terrible in the sack. cute, but not fantastic.
she had a lot of catholic guilt concerning sex. ...which is a real turn off.
burger, i only wish your quote was true... what a tale!
and, worry not, i'm back in the saddle, no skin off my arse.
I've got some girlfriend stories that would blow your mind...most are stories I've heard. I've got a few tales of women I've dated showing up naked on porn sites which led to me having to break up with them and get a dreadful STD test...most of which came up negative...keyword being most...but not all...
I hate whores if you couldn't tell...
I went on a double date with a girl in LA who did a porno flick when she was first starting out. backdoor stuff as well. freaked the hell out of me.
Monkey, I would really like it if you could keep that info about me to yourself.
You win this round...
yay! what do i win?
Ehh...Pity from the opposite sex? Is that a good prize? I mean, I know lots of girls who will give a guy pity sex...
Aww. How sad. I LiK wEN pEEpL TyP LIk a TaRD. can't get enough of 'em.
Forgot to remind you two things. 1. I removed my wantingtostupify blog because of career issues and see it's still on your sidebar. Just thought I'd let you know. Secondly, what program do you use to make those templates? You may have answered this in another post, but I'm an idiot and can't find it.
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