Mars is Attac- er, Pissing on Us!
On 25 July, 2001, blood-red rain fell over the Kerala district of western India. Now, at first scientists speculated that perhaps it was dust... swept up in the wind and trapped in a rainfall, but it seems that perhaps it could have been of extraterrestrial origins.
Read the entire account here.
Personally, I would not be surprised. If 'aliens' have been coming to earth for decades for what seems like the sole purpose of gleefully sodomizing gap-toothed yokels, it stands to reason perhaps they'd probably get a further kick out of pissing out the passenger windows of their saucers on the rest of us.
If you find pods growing in your attics, remember where ya heard it first! Odd news. Then again, perhaps 'tis a sign of the impending Apocalypse... The proverbial 'Rain of Blood'? (Nah, I don't believe that crap either.)
Read the entire account here.
Personally, I would not be surprised. If 'aliens' have been coming to earth for decades for what seems like the sole purpose of gleefully sodomizing gap-toothed yokels, it stands to reason perhaps they'd probably get a further kick out of pissing out the passenger windows of their saucers on the rest of us.
If you find pods growing in your attics, remember where ya heard it first! Odd news. Then again, perhaps 'tis a sign of the impending Apocalypse... The proverbial 'Rain of Blood'? (Nah, I don't believe that crap either.)
posted by Blog Monkey at 10:07 p.m.
1 Comments:
I have this feeling like a few famous icons, such as the NBA's Sam Cassell and Hollywood's Jeff Goldblum, are in fact alients. I know Goldblum's personality sucks the life force out of movies so quickly it's sick, so what's going to stop him from getting better at it and sucking the life out of humans? I'm in fear...
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