Need More Games Like This, By Gum.

A new computer game for kids promises not be an influence of any kind! Click! See!


I think we need more computer games like this. ...Such as these bland, uneventful titles:

"Office drudgery: The Cubicle Journey"

"Dinner at the Kid's table III, the vegan edition"

"Floating in the tub, alone, unloved."

"Naptime: Soft pillows, 'blankey' and a non-threatening, non-stereotypical hypo-allergenic stuffed gender-neutral toy"



They'd be such hits. Remember, overprotection can't go far enough, so get to dulling those butter-knives.