Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Do They Stop Rampaging on the Shabbat?

From the 'Why didn't I think of that' department:

George W. Bush, showing the tact and lucid acuity that his tenure has been most noted for, has issued forth, after much strained thought and superhuman effort, an epiphany of the highest order concerning the current plight rampaging within the confines of the Middle East. After all, a great man must have great ideas, am I correct?

On the current situation wherein Israel (America Junior) has attacked Lebanon to 'rescue' two soldiers and has wound up killing hundreds of innocents (at least 226 people have been killed):

"The irony is what they needed to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop this s---, and it's over."


...There you have it. Amongst his grandest and most excreable achievements, George W. Bush will go down in the cascading halls of history as not only the ursurper of Democracy and a corporate shill, but 'The Man who Killed the Human Brain', to boot.

5 Comments:

Blogger Sinkchicken said...

No Georgie, the irony is that the world is run by fuckwads, -hey like you!- who don't yet get that any political or religious movement that believes it has the right to unilaterally decide the fate of others, or worse, believes that it is destined to rule the world either by "manifest destiny" or the coming of a Messiah, IS THE PROBLEM! And no amount of fancy-schmancy dinners with your other borderline psychotic-personality (upward achieving) buddies is gonna solve the problems you all collectively create!

(I'm just surprised he used the world "irony" pretty much correctly....must have got stuck in the "works" after his speech writers used it at least once a day when briefing him after morning prayers)

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Blogger DA said...

Yo Monkey, I couldn't have said that better!

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