Friday, May 19, 2006

"Shaking One's Booty 101"

Do you like to dance? If yes, you are an idiot and need to feel shame. If you like to watch others make fools of themselves, you are a demi-god and should divert your attention here.

Ah, the sweet melodies of Mr. Vanilla Ice. Those were honey-dusted, magical times...


Blogger Contra-Chimpdicated said...

I disagree. Since we are all about to die, i think we should dance. And in our collective dancing become something greater than ourselves. Something rounded and moist. With handles... and a motto. Then we can gather up unto god amidst a great gnashing of teeth. Anything to avoid another dinner with my folks.

11:13 a.m.  
Blogger Blog Monkey said...

tell your mom to stop calling me.

7:29 p.m.  

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