The Bronson Chip Conundrum

SEE? Another post... so soon!

I have ten toes! TEN! TOES!

I have a potato chip which, if you turn it just so, has the unmistakeable profile of a certain Charles Bronson. I am saddened that it is not a holy icon, as Charles Bronson's stock has dipped of late, probably due to his being irreversably dead.