Yeah, I like Macs. I feel your eyes.
Maybe it's because I am an artist, or because i like well designed items, or maybe because i have opposable thumbs... but I'll take my Mac anyday.
Yeah, I am a mac bitch. Hey, I don't have the sticker on my car, but i have it in my heart. hell, I'd write a Haiku to my Mac if i was drunk.
...ah, what the fuck, I have some time.
I sit, at my mac
every pixel is complete;
no bluescreen.
tip your waiter.
Yeah, I am a mac bitch. Hey, I don't have the sticker on my car, but i have it in my heart. hell, I'd write a Haiku to my Mac if i was drunk.
...ah, what the fuck, I have some time.
I sit, at my mac
every pixel is complete;
no bluescreen.
tip your waiter.
posted by Blog Monkey at 10:22 p.m.
11 Comments:
am a mac monkey myself
hmmm, interesting connection becoming apparent....monkey-types love macs....
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Han Solo would never buy a Mac cause you can't get in there and tweak and mess around and make it do what you want it to do....and btw you're paying too much just so it looks shiny and a la mode.
oh yeah, and trying to put Mac on a pedestal because of the so-called PC blue screen of death issue....I haven't had one of those in about 8 years, at least. It's an old problem, one that is going the way of those pesky cranks that used to fall off the the front of the horseless carriage.
Oh yeah, AND we have a Mac here at work, and you know what. the MF crashes, gives us bugs, loses it's connection to the server and Final Cut Pro? It's editing software for, well, prissy little monkeys.
(how's that for fightin' words!?)
sink likes PCs and han solo. do i need a retort?
here's one: you are gay. not sexually, though. the other way, the loser way.
han solo is NOT GAY!!!! Not even in the loser way!!!! (though if he was gay in the other way then well I might be gay too, but that's beside the point!)
Han Solo would be able to get in there and tweak the NEW Macs now - It's also a myth about Macs. I've been able to fix problems on my Mac by myself, but when I had PC problems, it was always a call to various tech-heads, since every piece of hardware or software is made by a different company, and required that, as an artist I was treated like an idiot for not knowing that "line of code" or "defragging-whatever-the-fuck". I had a $7000 PC system - a real hot rod - but as a result, I was expected to be an expert mechanic. You'd think the higher the price, less hassles...
They both suck. Gimme something made of meat!
I've been advocating meat based hardware for some time now. And I stand by my belief that it should be made from parts harvested from prisoners and Mac owners! Tee hee!
weird....that last anonymous comment was from me....don't know why it came up without my name attached....
wouldn't want anyone to think "anonymous" was trying to stir more shit up amongst Mac lovers. I'll take all the credit for that!
Actually, I don't hate macs that much, I just find them too pretty, like they are more marketing gimmick than actual tool and even though they are not it just rubs me the wrong way. But if they start making Mac clones I'm sure I won't shun them.
gay.
smelly.
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